
glow up of the century πππππππππππππππππ
you ever think about how in portal 2, and only in the single player campaign, the light bridges will start playing cara mia addio if the player lingers long enough. how the companion cube in chamber 7, when crouching, plays a remix of cara mia titled love as a construct? how the facility herself is brimming with a repressed, subconscious love she refuses to acknowledge and accept until the very end, when saying goodbye? do you ever think about it.
i got an instagram ad that was like “40% of your female friends shave their pubes” and it was supposed to be like you should too buy our razors but me personally i found that so inspiring. that’s less than half and with your help we can get that number even lower amen
I really hope that whoever managed to convince Disney that kids fucking LOVE photorealistic animation and will only watch an animated movie about sea creatures if said sea creatures actually look like real fish is laughing their fucking ass off right now
Kids LOVE when the beautiful singing mermaidβs animal sidekicks look like they should be dead with their eyes open at a supermarket deli
Goths are part and parcel with counterculture movements.
Counterculture movements only occur when the culture has imbalanced itself to favor one group over another.
Ergo, Goths are the cultural canary in the coal mines.
Tweet tweet, motherfuckers.
When I said the monarchy were incapable of modernising I wasnβt explicitly referring to their assassination methods.
I love this modern version of Zelda bc she’s just a girl in STEM who everyone knows and loves but then she’s also an urban myth, a four dimensional entity, a chupacabra
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
This is the guy every alt girl on tiktok is dating
HELLO?
Flying 800-pound pig suddenly bursts into flames as a priest tries to free it from the devil!
This is why you donβt let pigs watch EVIL SPEAK.
his ass is NOT a mechanic!!
Yes he fucking is oh my god
OKAY LOOK HIS TOE BEANS ARE STILL EXPOSED
Let him be a lil slutty
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
me normally: iβm not personally a huge fan of modern art
me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also
fucking obliterated lmao
Abandoned Tori Gate found in Japanese Tunnel
Such gates are used to mark the entrance to sacred grounds or godsβ territories. βThe tori gate symbolizes the division between the sacred and the profane, and is considered a spiritual gateway between the physical world and the spiritual realm.β
“Link is basically unrecognised like Tony Hawk” is WAY funnier when you realise his face is plastered on hundreds of posters both from people who want to find him and a cult that is utterly obsessed with him